Dogbert Explains Stock Investing

Africa is a continent?

Wall-E is a Fat-E

Daniel Engber at Slate Magazine has written a mouthful about the recent Pixar film Wall-E. For those of you that have seen the film, chime in, but those who have not, be warned!  Mr. Engber summarizes Wall-E’s message as a simple tenet: “if we don’t change the way we live, we’ll all get really fat [...]

Ahhh, poetic justice

This just in from the “jackass deserved it” files: Paparazzi photographer injured chasing Spears And, in the meantime, check out the image in Britney’s sunglasses (ironic that we’re criticizing paparazzi? No, but we can’t explain why):

He and his hand were in the back seat

What’s better than drinking and driving – and we’re talking about the process of literally drinking beer while driving? I think it’s a no-brainer! Watching porn while drinking and driving. Because holding a can only uses one of your hands… Man cited for porn on wheels

Baby Phat

Think your baby’s chubby (plug for the site??) cheeks are cute. WRONG!! How the hell is your kid going to compete with the 8-month-old that’s spit up his food because he wants to have washboard abs? It’s a competitive world and your fat baby has no chance unless he or she starts working out now! [...]

“I’m worried Tommy’s crunking is starting to interfere with his schoolwork.”

Ah…don’t you love the influence of hip hop on the younger generation? Thank you Soulja Boy! The one liner on the video from CollegeHumor is great: “I’m worried Tommy’s crunking is starting to interfere with his schoolwork.”

Pete Stark (D-Fremont) – Our new political idol

I think LA Times’ title gives away the article, but my god this guy is hilarious!! The absolute gem of the bunch: Blunder: Responding in July 2003 to then-Colorado GOP Rep. Scott McInnis’ demand that he “shut up” during a fight over a late-breaking pension bill, Stark called him a “little wimp,” then said, “Come [...]