NFL Rookie Symposium

Thank you NY Times.  A secret, buried, treasure that was written many of a years ago (2002!). In late June, the N.F.L. convened its rookies in the hope of teaching them to make choices that aren’t so poor. For the better part of four days, the league commandeered La Costa Resort and Spa, north of [...]

Coincidentally funny sports names!!!

We’ve prided ourselves on providing the most hilarious and outlandish names in the field of sports. And this time, via our friends at the LA Times, we’ve come across an amazingly coincidental event in rugby. The article is short and we present it here: Robert Tustin, a women’s rugby referee in England, has been suspended [...]

D is for Fantastic!!

This ain’t no school because here D represents excellence!! Where are we talking about? Gate D antics at Giants Stadium during NY Jets games, of course. When your team is 2-8 and it’s cold outside, what do you do to forget the pain??? Drink and go topless!! Once again, the media has blown something positive [...]

Bennie, Bump, and Bo

Chubby Chimp couldn’t help it. For those of you that didn’t attend the University of Michigan between 1948 and 1989, you would not have had the chance to root for Bennie, Bump, or Bo while you were a student. Yes, it’s true. The 3 head football coaches during that stretch were named: Bennie Oosterbaan (1948-1958) [...]

Phil Jackson goes Brokeback on the media

This was Phil Jackson’s response when asked “if too much penetration was leading to open outside shooters”: “We call this a Brokeback Mountain game, because there’s so much penetration and kickouts,” Jackson said. “It was one of those games.” Thanks USA Today for your continued persistence to investigative journalism.

Thank you E-40!!

As the millionth example of the irrelevance of local news, we saw a piece on “ghost riding the whip” (yes, they actually said whip!!). Many may already know what ghost riding is, but for those unfamiliar with hip hop, we present an example from none other than YouTube. Notice the rims on the school bus, [...]

Cheerleader a bit taken back by her fellow teammates

Here’s some jaw-dropping footage thanks to our good friend Keith Olbermann… Oddball: Cheerleader gets mowed down Apologies in advance for the initial 10 second commercial prior to seeing this.

More funny sports names!!

We thought names like Craphonso and Peerless were funny, but nothing, NOTHING, can top these names. ChubbyChimp happened to see the New Mexico State game last night at a bar and the most amazing name ever has been found and must be publicized! The name…FAKALATA!!! That is correct – Fakalata (for the slow people out [...]

This week in sports! – Hilarious drug use

Drugs shouldn’t be funny – especially when abused – but they’re exactly the opposite! They’re hilarious!! Let’s start with Martina Hingis: On November 2nd, Hingis unexpectedly announced her retirement from tennis. Turns out, Hingis may have used cocaine at Wimbledon though she vigorously denies it (I think only 3 people in the history of time [...]

Manny’s the Man

Well…yet another milestone has been reached for the beloved Boston Red Sox. Please don’t think that we at Chubby Chimp are part of Red Sox Nation (we’re not), but we are fans of loudmouths – in this case the Red Sox slugger Manny Ramirez. What a loveable, huggable, dread-locked character…. Here’s a glimpse of Manny’s [...]