Honeymoon in Iraq

Our good friends at cnn.com have brought us a story that shows we’re winning the war on terror, but not on transvestitism (we think it’s a word). Turns out a lovely groom and his bride were caught trying to cross a US guard crossing when the guards found it strange that the bride was with [...]

O-damn-a!

Ya’ll asked for a pimp prez and here he is: Say it! OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA! Barack (that’s Chinese for Black…innocent joke, don’t hate us or be offended) smoked weed, didn’t study, drank, and hollered at girls…and that was just in high (no pun intended) school. Obama: I Tried Drugs As a Teen So the question [...]

McCain says it’s OK to make people mad

Don’t you just love our be-loved media? Chubby Chimp doesn’t. But then again, without the catchy, glitzy headlines, why else would anyone know what to read? Look at the title of this post. It’s the title the Associated Press used to capture our attention while intentionally taking John McCain’s statements out of context. Irregardless, John [...]

Homeland Security at its best

Courtesy of BBC News: More than 100 workers at Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport have been found with fake security passes, officials have said. “Applications for the 110 fake badges used social security numbers that did not exist or belonged to other people, some of them dead.” “Since the 9/11 attacks, the US aviation department has [...]

Surprise…says Barack Obama

 What would a Halloween party at the Clintons be like? Well, Saturday Night Live shows us. And all the Democratic candidates are there! Hopefully, SNL is slowly moving back up though this could’ve been funnier…

Pete Stark (D-Fremont) – Our new political idol

I think LA Times’ title gives away the article, but my god this guy is hilarious!! The absolute gem of the bunch: Blunder: Responding in July 2003 to then-Colorado GOP Rep. Scott McInnis’ demand that he “shut up” during a fight over a late-breaking pension bill, Stark called him a “little wimp,” then said, “Come [...]

Stupid 60 Minutes!

Adultery is always a fascinating topic – and when it deals with the president of the world’s capital for gettin’ it on – well, so much the better! Right? Wrong… “Sarkozy cuts off ‘stupid’ CBS interview” Turns out the French are pus**** on this subject too. Sarkozy, showing strength from a Frenchman not seen since [...]

Did he learn this on his mission?

This just in from Ogden, Utah: “135-Lb Mayor Puts Burglar in Headlock” The 5’6” 135-pound mayor, Matthew Godfrey, tackled a guy 5 inches taller and 30 pounds heavier! Some tidbits of fun from the article: “Curtis Poorman, 20, was arrested for investigation of burglary, robbery, public intoxication, illegal consumption of alcohol by a minor, possession [...]

Just like the black and white cookie from Seinfeld

Turns out even the most apparent opposites aren’t that different after all. I wonder who Obama will shoot in the face… “Cheney and Obama are…”

Lewis Black on the absurdity of government

I don’t think people give enough credit to satirical shows like “The Daily Show”. These types of shows expose the ridiculousness and hypocrisy of so-called political pundits and even our own government. I mean Obama is ridiculed for not wearing a pin?? Democrats and Republicans debate serious issues like the MoveOn.org ad and Rush Limbaugh?? [...]