More funny names – airports (and is there truth to them?)

I’ve never been to Iowa, but from what I hear, it sux. No, that is not a typo, nor am I some 13-year-old punk kid who’s learned to spell from IMing. From the funny files comes a story on some funny 3-letter codes for airports worldwide. The first, of course, is Sioux City, IA – [...]

Don’t bend over to pick up soap in this city

Florida, home to the broken dreams of home ownership, has suffered another indignity as people are seemingly now so poor that they will fight over cigarettes. Fort Myers, FL, best known for…well, nothing, saw 200 people go crazy over stolen cigarettes at a gas station because, really, there’s nothing else in this town. While we’re [...]

We would have picked Marmaduke

From the weird science files comes a story that brings together the major news events of the last decade: cloning, 9/11, and canine heroes. It turns out “Trakr” (apparently, the dog is not a hero of spelling) sniffed out survivors after the 9/11 attacks. BioArts, a California-based firm trying to portray its madness as Da [...]

Stupidest study of the year candidate!

There has been debate about whether Americans and people in general have gotten dumber over time with the advent of TV and other distracting and mind-numbing media (comedic blogs not being one). Well, this study may have answered the question: Study Ties Women’s Household Chores, Income The main conclusion? …married women do about one less [...]

But you can’t have a great dessert without cockroaches!

We had told you of the most expensive dessert in the world (The way to less obesity? Make all desserts this expensive!) and we would like to update you on its main ingredient: COCKROACHES!! That’s right, Serendipity 3, home of the $25,000 dessert, has been shut down by health officials due to: …a live mouse [...]

Ahhh, poetic justice

This just in from the “jackass deserved it” files: Paparazzi photographer injured chasing Spears And, in the meantime, check out the image in Britney’s sunglasses (ironic that we’re criticizing paparazzi? No, but we can’t explain why):

He and his hand were in the back seat

What’s better than drinking and driving – and we’re talking about the process of literally drinking beer while driving? I think it’s a no-brainer! Watching porn while drinking and driving. Because holding a can only uses one of your hands… Man cited for porn on wheels

CNN is hurting

Need more evidence (besides the Memphis Furry Convention) that CNN, the once proud television station, is trying its hardest to court the Fox News crowd? Well, here we go: Welcome to the Halloween Naked Pumpkin Run! Normally, we’d welcome the opportunity to view scads of naked women, but CNN is still holding the high ground [...]

11th Annual Memphis Furry Convention in Tennessee

This is one of just one of those posts where words can do no justice.  Just in case you didn’t know what “Furry” meant, just think about your favorite team mascot running around hugging other mascots. Courtesy of those fine folks at CNN…check it out!

Toilet-ry

Ladies, have you ever actually fallen into the toilet when your man or son or some other undoubtedly virile presence has left the toilet seat up? Hopefully, most of you say “no, I’m not dumb enough to actually fall into the toilet.” But, yes, there are some that do, and a 9-year-old kid has come [...]