44 lb cat

Really? A 44-pound feline was found waddling around Saturday without a collar in Voorhees, and officials at the Camden County Animal Shelter hope she gets a nice — hopefully, diet-friendly — home. “She’s built like a quarterback,” said Deborah Wright, a shelter volunteer and current foster owner of the kitty. “I mean, how do you [...]

Wall-E is a Fat-E

Daniel Engber at Slate Magazine has written a mouthful about the recent Pixar film Wall-E. For those of you that have seen the film, chime in, but those who have not, be warned!  Mr. Engber summarizes Wall-E’s message as a simple tenet: “if we don’t change the way we live, we’ll all get really fat [...]

And Chubby Chimps are Superior to Chubby Humans!

Can you remember what you did yesterday? Or even why you came to this website (to be marvelously entertained for sure)? Well, you are, after all, human… Researchers have determined that chimps have a far superior photographic memory than do humans! Little baby chimps outperformed human adults in tests, often slapping the adults in the [...]

How’s your 10-pound hairball doing?

Sure, we’ve heard of cats coughing up hairballs, but what about humans? If you happen to eat your own hair (a condition known as trichophagia), please be aware that this may lead to certain undesirable health conditions …

Another way to perder el peso

We talked about Americans exercising more. But there’s another way to lose weight, and Spain is cracking down on it. Websites promoting anorexia shut down in Spain Why, you ask? Because of government propaganda, of course! We at ChubbyChimp use this method with much success – we’d be ObeseChimp otherwise. And, as we all know, [...]

Well, we did it!

So, it turns out with all of our prodding that Americans are exercising a lot more than before. Soon, we will have to change our name to SkinnyChimp…well, maybe not so soon since 33% of Americans are still obese. Happy Thanksgiving America – and stay slim!

An appeal to all – Buy porn or else!

The good folks at Vivid Entertainment, the ones who kept us warm on those lonely nights, are losing a lot of money due to free online sites (fortunately, the article lists these sites). We at ChubbyChimp (and our sister site, FriskyChimp) would hate to see the downfall of such a beloved organization. The main reason [...]

Fat Cat

What can we say? I guess sitting on the couch, watching television all day, and eating McDonalds doesn’t only affect humans….

Baby Phat 2

Contrary to our prior post about babies getting six-pack abs, we now focus on new mothers who can’t seem to drop the pounds. It turns out that whiny babies not only cause their mothers stress, but mothers that get little sleep are fatter than those that sleep a lot! Clearly, the message is, ignore your [...]

Baby Phat

Think your baby’s chubby (plug for the site??) cheeks are cute. WRONG!! How the hell is your kid going to compete with the 8-month-old that’s spit up his food because he wants to have washboard abs? It’s a competitive world and your fat baby has no chance unless he or she starts working out now! [...]

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.