O-damn-a!

Ya’ll asked for a pimp prez and here he is: Say it! OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA! Barack (that’s Chinese for Black…innocent joke, don’t hate us or be offended) smoked weed, didn’t study, drank, and hollered at girls…and that was just in high (no pun intended) school. Obama: I Tried Drugs As a Teen So the question [...]

This week in sports! – Hilarious drug use

Drugs shouldn’t be funny – especially when abused – but they’re exactly the opposite! They’re hilarious!! Let’s start with Martina Hingis: On November 2nd, Hingis unexpectedly announced her retirement from tennis. Turns out, Hingis may have used cocaine at Wimbledon though she vigorously denies it (I think only 3 people in the history of time [...]

I was going to sell my subprime loans, but then I got high…

In a new twist on the biggest economic story of the year, it turns out James Cayne, the CEO of Bear Stearns (you mean you didn’t know that?), decided that the only way to save two hedge funds tied to subprime loans from imploding was to smoke weed and play bridge (together no less!). You [...]

A perfect name for a horse for this page…if only we could find a story about chimps…

This story is actually kind of sad, but the snorting coke line had me in tears (I was both laughing and crying – this is a rare feat)… Funny Cide owner’s daughter in drug and sex bust