And Chubby Chimps are Superior to Chubby Humans!

Can you remember what you did yesterday? Or even why you came to this website (to be marvelously entertained for sure)? Well, you are, after all, human…

Researchers have determined that chimps have a far superior photographic memory than do humans! Little baby chimps outperformed human adults in tests, often slapping the adults in the face after they once again lost. And these weren’t even American adults, whose poor education is reflected by Miss South Carolina’s hilarious and oh so sad answer to a question about geographic knowledge.

Now when someone calls you a “monkey ass”, you can take it as a compliment!

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