Just doing my job

A local Swedish cashier requested that a 77-year-old man show his ID to ensure he can legally purchase beer. The best part? The response from the supermarket manager: Supermarket manager Lars Hakan Olofsson said the cashier followed the store’s policy to demand ID from all customers buying alcohol because it is difficult to guess people’s [...]

Pete Stark (D-Fremont) – Our new political idol

I think LA Times’ title gives away the article, but my god this guy is hilarious!! The absolute gem of the bunch: Blunder: Responding in July 2003 to then-Colorado GOP Rep. Scott McInnis’ demand that he “shut up” during a fight over a late-breaking pension bill, Stark called him a “little wimp,” then said, “Come [...]

Bambi – Scary even when she’s not asking you to pay her

It’s a good thing our site features chimps because apparently, deer are spoooooooky. Bambi’s gang does sound a lot like the bloods and crips. Thumper’s a straight up killa, Faline sounds like felony, and Flower… well, we don’t even have to explain that one. So, it’s no surprise that some genius put Bambi in the [...]

Stupid 60 Minutes!

Adultery is always a fascinating topic – and when it deals with the president of the world’s capital for gettin’ it on – well, so much the better! Right? Wrong… “Sarkozy cuts off ‘stupid’ CBS interview” Turns out the French are pus**** on this subject too. Sarkozy, showing strength from a Frenchman not seen since [...]

Did he learn this on his mission?

This just in from Ogden, Utah: “135-Lb Mayor Puts Burglar in Headlock” The 5’6” 135-pound mayor, Matthew Godfrey, tackled a guy 5 inches taller and 30 pounds heavier! Some tidbits of fun from the article: “Curtis Poorman, 20, was arrested for investigation of burglary, robbery, public intoxication, illegal consumption of alcohol by a minor, possession [...]

Another tale of young love

ChubbyChimp would like to remind those of you who don’t watch The Hills and Laguna Beach that there’s a reason people don’t get married at 18! And here is an example of that: ” Couple get wedding photos after 27 years” For God’s sake people! If you still work at a diner 27 years after [...]

This just in…Obesity ‘epidemic’ turns global

Once again, our major news sources continue to focus on what’s important. Obesity once again continues to be top of mind, and this time it’s from BBC News. A recent report has concluded that: People are getting fatter in all parts of the world, with the possible exception of south and east Asia, a one-day [...]

Manny’s the Man

Well…yet another milestone has been reached for the beloved Boston Red Sox. Please don’t think that we at Chubby Chimp are part of Red Sox Nation (we’re not), but we are fans of loudmouths – in this case the Red Sox slugger Manny Ramirez. What a loveable, huggable, dread-locked character…. Here’s a glimpse of Manny’s [...]

A hidden gem

This article actually describes a harrowing experience – a turbulent airplane ride for the USC Trojans. But if you look close enough – particularly at the second-to-last paragraph, you will notice an unbelievably amusing little tidbit that shows just how young these college guys are (despite their gargantuan physiques). Enjoy! “Trojans endure storm-tossed landing for [...]

Just like the black and white cookie from Seinfeld

Turns out even the most apparent opposites aren’t that different after all. I wonder who Obama will shoot in the face… “Cheney and Obama are…”